電話恐懼症
電話好可怕呀~~~~~
嗚~~~~~~
正確點來說,是電話騷擾好可怕呀~~~~~
現在聽到電話響都覺得好可怕呀~~~~
嗚嗚~~~~~
怎麼辦~~~~~~~~~~~~?
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話說,昨天難得的一家齊整(雖然妹子不在),剛好湊成4隻,齊齊開飯。
突然,媽咪問:咪啊~~是否加了薪水?
扒著飯,只好點頭。
媽再問:你戶口有沒有5000元?銀行有沒有扣你錢?
咪?扣什麼錢啊?
媽:你不知道戶口不足5000大元銀行要扣錢嗎?
咦咦咦?有這回事嗎?
媽:你有沒有定時打簿啊?
你去問銀行吧!閉了一間閉了又一間,現在我們這一區只剩一間分行….
還要花錢花時間花腳力走花耐性排隊……有時路經又沒帶薄在身~~懶呀~~~
頓時,家中會發聲的只有電視機……….
媽:既然你懶,我幫你打!
咪?@@”讓媽你去打我還有命的?
媽:放心喎~~我又拿不到你的錢的……
………………………….(這個不是重點…..)
熊:看見咪的戶口結餘真是聞者傷心見著流淚呀~~~哈哈哈~~~
哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~某熊你真了解我呀~~~!!!
我媽當場無言……..
至於小五郎…….早已在一邊自顧自吃閃邊納涼去也~~~~
上回說到某熊當起了社長……
今回……..某熊竟籌備起學生會競選事宜!?
咪?今天神六升空好順利啊~~~
今天十運會的開幕好精采啊~~~
今天我吃午飯沒被白飯噎住啊~~~~
今天沒無故p街沒發呆到忘了下車沒忘了帶飯盒啊~~~
怎麼我什麼都有做,一切都很順利,反倒某熊反常起來了?
什麼世道啊~~~~~~
某熊,你長大了嗎?在不經不覺之間…….
但是…….杯麵也不要連沖水都懶,由姐代勞好嗎?
(剛才那聲感慨就當沒發生過吧………)
人生很奇妙,今天返培x竟然又遇見之前退學了的同學—兄台。
為何叫兄台?因為他一副什麼都曉什麼都難不了的樣子,某咪第一眼
腦裡就冒起兄台二字,因而為名。
(抱歉…我是有替人改名號的小小嗜好的啦~~)
我們一眾,見到兄台都是呆了一呆。
連那隻不懂教書的極品miss都很驚訝…
某咪可謂反應最大……叫的何其大聲…..(沒法子,性格是天生的….)
就這樣,兄台又要在培x耗一年了…..
我們一眾舊人都說:真陰公…….
有時我會想,若果我離職了,就絕對不會有再回培x再耗一年的覺悟!
培x 有多好真是有目共睹!
但….若果無可選擇呢?
吃飯重要還是一口氣重要?
那….到時就可要細心想想了……
唉~~培x收人一向怪異~~
學段分三個,收生沒規限。
學段上了大半,臨近考試都照收新生。
問老師要不要考試?反應還真有趣…..
叫我們學好這下半段,牢牢記著,下年再學上半段,就可以考試了啦~~
這…..可以嗎?
不如你去叫條虫不用變蛹就曉飛天算了!
唉….這只是培x怪異的一部份…..
我想,只有受過培x教育過的人才會明瞭的…….
在此,就不詳述了….(因為好歹我還要待多一段時日…..只是有股氣不發不行罷了..)
不知何時起,我都在我朋友面前暱稱我家老爹為「小五郎」~~~
明明我爹是血統純正的中國人,為何偏偏要叫個日本名字呢?
沒它~~~~只怪名偵探x南有個叫「毛利小五郎」……
只怪那個姓毛利的,性格外貌恰好與我家老爹相似度有120%!?
只怪那個姓毛利的,偏偏比我爹出名啊?
若毛利不是漫畫中人,是活生生的人的話,我相信——–
他絕對是和我老爹有血緣的!
今天,某咪在洗碗,老爹在準備店子裡的工作。
一隻站的,一隻蹲的,各做各的。
突然,小五郎毛啦感嘆:為何地上這麼多毛的?
咪:………………………
爹:哪裡有這麼多毛可以掉啊?
甩甩手,某咪答:我囉~~~我是長毛咪嘛~~~容易掉毛~~~
爹:……………….看醫生吧………
咪:……………………不用這麼嚴重吧?
咪?人類可以二十四小時發情,怎麼咪就不可以二十四小時掉毛啊?
真不公平!
1. 斷指娘子(尋夢園)
2. 天外大冒險 4(東立)
3. 王國之鑰 6完(紫堂恭子)<----推薦~~
4. 哈利波特 6 — 混血王子的背叛(這個不多說了….)
5. 封印魔法使 1(藤臣花戀)
6. 彩雲國物語 4 茶都遙想(雪乃紗衣)
7. 可愛百科事典–妖精故事 1-2 (岡野史佳)
8. 銀色鑽石 6(尚禾)
9. 搞什麼鬼(古靈)
10. 不是搞鬼(古靈)
11. 糖葫蘆(秋風醉)
12. 都市妖 3(可蕊)
13. 孔雀森林(蔡智恆)
14. 航程(賽斯)
15. 這是必是魔之旭日東昇!(喬林知)
16. 魔法使之條件–太陽與風之坡道 3 (台灣角川)
……………………………今天是幾月幾號啊?