掉毛記
今天,某咪在洗碗,老爹在準備店子裡的工作。
一隻站的,一隻蹲的,各做各的。
突然,小五郎毛啦感嘆:為何地上這麼多毛的?
咪:………………………
爹:哪裡有這麼多毛可以掉啊?
甩甩手,某咪答:我囉~~~我是長毛咪嘛~~~容易掉毛~~~
爹:……………….看醫生吧………
咪:……………………不用這麼嚴重吧?
咪?人類可以二十四小時發情,怎麼咪就不可以二十四小時掉毛啊?
真不公平!
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今天,某咪在洗碗,老爹在準備店子裡的工作。
一隻站的,一隻蹲的,各做各的。
突然,小五郎毛啦感嘆:為何地上這麼多毛的?
咪:………………………
爹:哪裡有這麼多毛可以掉啊?
甩甩手,某咪答:我囉~~~我是長毛咪嘛~~~容易掉毛~~~
爹:……………….看醫生吧………
咪:……………………不用這麼嚴重吧?
咪?人類可以二十四小時發情,怎麼咪就不可以二十四小時掉毛啊?
真不公平!
1. 斷指娘子(尋夢園)
2. 天外大冒險 4(東立)
3. 王國之鑰 6完(紫堂恭子)<----推薦~~
4. 哈利波特 6 — 混血王子的背叛(這個不多說了….)
5. 封印魔法使 1(藤臣花戀)
6. 彩雲國物語 4 茶都遙想(雪乃紗衣)
7. 可愛百科事典–妖精故事 1-2 (岡野史佳)
8. 銀色鑽石 6(尚禾)
9. 搞什麼鬼(古靈)
10. 不是搞鬼(古靈)
11. 糖葫蘆(秋風醉)
12. 都市妖 3(可蕊)
13. 孔雀森林(蔡智恆)
14. 航程(賽斯)
15. 這是必是魔之旭日東昇!(喬林知)
16. 魔法使之條件–太陽與風之坡道 3 (台灣角川)
……………………………今天是幾月幾號啊?
或許,某程度上來說,我是隻遲鈍得很的傻咪~~~
有時傻的很,做事往往衝了再算~~從另一角度來說,叫死腦筋。
有時則很隨性,儘管書看的再多,總是記一些忘多些….
煩事向來不放在心,因為我能忘的就忘,記來做什麼呢?
但是,今回我想記下來,望他日我能看到此段東東~~
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其實,我很容易信人。沒他,因為我相信「人之初,性本善」。
若果真的有一天,有人一次又一次的背信,我給的機會是三次。
事不過三,所以只能是三次!除非我忘了。
就算其他人怎麼說也好,機會是人人平等的~~~(真想不到我也會有說這句話的時候….感慨)
一本書,價值是不高。
一句承諾歸還,比之更重。
可,一聲不響一次又一次的失諾,教咪如何是好?
三次了。(好像比之更多,但忘了就是忘了!就當三次吧!)
………………………..
唉~~~不能前來麻煩也打個電話吧!書不見了最少告知一聲吧!
(氣炸了………)
我家那隻寧可餓死腦前也出外買m記的某熊……….
竟然…..當起了社長來!?!?!?
敢問,是我對熊的認識不足?
還是……..開玩笑?
啊~~~~我想我是在作夢了~~~~~
某熊怎麼會毛啦突然發奮圖強的!?!?!?
哈哈哈哈哈~~~~
(某咪….crazy中~~~)
經過我努力不懈,不理周公的召喚,終於~~都將哈哈波特6看完了~~~
歡呼~~~好耶~~~~萬歲~~~~~
那麼,晚安了~~~
終於可以睡覺好啦~~~~
感想後補……………zzzzzzzzz
國慶+週日=狂歡?
這兩天都出外逛街~~~~~對我來說逛街已是狂歡的了~~~~
昨天,買了哈哈波特~~(大心)喉嚨不適也去嘗試M記的脆薯王……
今天,幫神花慶生。唱K唱到聲沙力竭,去大X樂火煱火的很開心~~~
終於,現世報了……..
喉嚨爆痛…….說一句話也辛苦非常………….失聲了………………………..
神啊~~原諒我吧~~~~~
陸運會=暴曬。
太陽伯伯親切的招待下,臉一直紅著……紅到現在。
嗚~~~好像喝醉了酒一樣………>^<
我的工作是攝影……..四處走動,可每次都拍慢了一秒……..(飲恨)
燒了一個上午,腦子當機……..臉很熱…….
下回我會記得帶10-20蚊去陸運會,
至少可以買罐cola爽一下~~~~~
但…….還有下回再說吧?