讀畢靈大大作的一句話
2006年10月18日偶終於明白你當天為何笑的如斯高興了…(Orz)
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想不到靈大一句話,坑又多一個…(汗)
還發生了件低脂到不行的事件!!!(再汗)
當時我有點火,我不會低脂到連正上方是哪裡都不知道的啊!(怒)
天!為什麼要整多個網上書店出來啊~~誤導我咪!可惡!吼~~!!!
昨天靈大電咪:
「咪啊~呢~我在便利店見到我平時見特價就會買那本貓雜誌呢~今期送街貓小說喔~~」
「啊~~~@口@」驚叫ing。
「還有本狗雜誌的~今期送狗狗寫真集啊~彩色架~!!!」
「啊啊啊~~~@口@」再驚叫ing。
「我剛巧見到~買左啦~」呵呵呵。
「還有沒有啊?」
「得一本~~」呵呵呵。
「…………….噢。」
「我怕我忘了告訴你,遭咪怨就不好啦~~買光與我無關啊~~呵呵呵~」
「…………..我難道不會去打劫你那本麼?」
「你打劫到嗎?」呵呵呵。
「……………………………..」
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然後,今天—
我買到了~~~(撒花ing)
記香港地震那天,一眾妖魔鬼怪在紅姑娘時邪靈對某咪的一夕話:
「你信炭信蕉,甚至信喵女的一粒屎,都不要信你自己!」
(大概是這樣,錯了請見諒…)
聽到這一句,好想哭…..>____<
今天陽光普照暑氣處處,簡直是躲在冷氣房內大被同眠的好日子!!!
適逢又是週末,有什麼比窩在房開書會看動漫好啊~!!!(燃)
可…偏偏邪靈某咪就去了旺吉找罪受……=____=
回想從前仍與培x反遊戲的時節,三不五時都會去旺吉揮一揮瘋狂的汗水,有時頭痛君也會來串下門子。現在終於可以不用上那輕則腿痠重則頭暈的長斜後,去旺吉 瘋狂次數驟減。沒法啦~~旺吉人多車多頭痛君找上門機率比吃叉燒飽屎的機率還要高億倍!!!試問又怎會無情情走去送屎啊!?
今回去送屎原因無他,不就是去找傳說中那2本我們夢寐以求的伏魔杖法和辟邪劍譜囉~~靈大要尋找她的孔雀魚魚~~就這樣一拍即合結伴同行齊齊CRAZY~~~XDDDDD
約中午時,靈大電某咪。某咪在廳不在房,聽不到沒接。
於是靈無奈地電去咪家…說:「某咪,你叫生物不要打去你家,但又不接手機,教我情何以堪啊?」
「………………..」抱歉啦….靈大(苦笑)
與靈相約在桃花島見面,途中某咪一直苦思著:「咪?上星期六有見過靈大麼?沒有啊~~」
就這樣邊走邊苦思,完全忘了頂上太陽的燦爛以及背包的摺傘。
「靈啊~~上星期六明明就沒你一齊瘋過!那天某熊去漫X展,那時我明明就是睡屎了~~」
拿著NOTES好勤力溫習著的邪靈道:「是沒有啊~~我大你之嘛~~說話最重是有氣勢!」
某咪當場無言。
坐了會,岩姑姑電咪。
岩姑姑怪責咪吃飯不叫她,咪回答:「我現在不就在約你麼?」
嘿嘿嘿~~~我在岩姑姑身上都有學到點東東架~~呵呵呵~~~
有岩姑姑又怎可沒有小黑小炭小珍豬呢?(笑)
噢…小炭珍炭在天X圍,還怪我幹麼不一早約她?
喂…你自己見教主就見教主啦~幹麼賴在偶身上?不虧是吃XX大的……=___=
(XX請自行想像嚕~邪笑ING)
吃過飯,拜別親愛的岩姑姑。邪靈某咪往西X站出發,展開一段不算可歌可泣不算屎去活來的旺吉之旅啦!!!
待續
殷堅狐疑,何弼學這傢伙的腦部構造十分特別,跳躍式的思維讓他的記憶力具有選擇性,一些莫名奇妙的事情他可以記得一清二楚,有關他自己的事情卻又迷迷糊糊,他說小時候來過,殷堅懷疑他記不記得自己有過「小時候」。
《哈!今夜哪裡有鬼!》黯然銷混蛋
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大家明白為何某君能「永遠」記得某炭吮腳指了吧?(笑)
小炭珍的蕉皮攻擊如斯厲害,竟將邪靈sama打散全滅!?
impossible~~~~沒可能的~~~~的~~~~~的~~~~~~
原來某珍在蕉皮上用其豪邁的鬼畫符寫著:「惡靈退散」四隻大字……@口@
原來在小黑的心目中,邪靈是邪惡的…而蕉皮是神聖的?不會吧?@____@
此仇無計可消除,不是炭屎,就是炭亡……施主你自求多福~~南無南無~~~