我汗
2007年07月03日今日小金鋼問我…
「你認識很多台灣人嗎?怎麼經常有台灣人經你日記來我日記的?」
我汗………
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某天,來自小金剛的一則日記:
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
是誰經常在某咪的日記轉過黎睇我既日記...又一神秘人物...
偶一看,大驚。
小金剛你那麼厲害,竟然知道有生物經我家去你家的?@.@
及後,經善師傅及靈大解釋後…
咪?原來小金剛有一個程式可以知道有誰經由那裡LINK去牠家的…
嘩~~原來現在動物園的保安系統咁犀利架咪?勁呀~~!!!>口<
小金剛啊~~其實…
那個神秘人物就是在下我!!!(逃)
唉~~只好重打了…(淚)
還我血汗的字來!(趴哭)
好啦~~言歸正傳。大家別怪我用口語啦~~~上面只是情緒的發洩,別當真~:p
話說,不知多久之前,KING KONG急要一套鋼煉,問靈。靈說:「沒趕這支歌仔唱喎…我和某咪的燒碟機掛掉了。」大家別問為什麼燒碟機會一起屎啊~~我都好莫名奇妙……上星期終於買了燒碟機後,KING KONG就問咪他要鋼煉,咪?那我當然問他幾時要啦?他又話唔趕唔趕~~那我想不如下次聚會比他啦~~點知他又話趕啦喎…咪?反呀?好啦好啦~~那約了星期五比他啦~~他又唔出現喎……低脂!還打算叫他一起清豆花的嘛~~~半桶咁多呀~~~>口<
終於,就約了昨天雞翼啦~~報酬是請咪吃咕力!(GOOD~~>___<)好啦~~前天就在表面是某珍留言板,暗地裡不知是誰的留言板樹號召一眾妖魔鬼怪團團員:「KING KONG請咪吃咕力~~有沒有生物一起來咕啊~~~~」實行有咕力一起享,沒咕力一齊反~~~昨早一看,咦咦?KING KONG咁豪氣呀?人人有份?@O@
下班後,CALL KING KONG,他說不知是誰冒他的名義打請晒全世界喎咪?咦咦咦?@__@他初步懷疑是名聞天下的邪靈SAMA和那隻變態暴力白目傻仔黑炭珍。起初我以為是神魚姐姐打的耶…(抱歉,神魚姐姐我誤會了你…鞠躬)誰知…唉~~那KING KONG就話電聯啦~~那我就叫那隻可以睡足16小時的邪靈起床啦~~
咪?連早飯都未吃嗎?那去吉豬烏囉~~反正我也餓了~~電小嵐先~~
步入吉豬烏,嗯~~做ING《龍X傳說》@口@快點找個好位坐先~~^﹏^
小嵐來到,邪靈都未來,看《龍X傳說》看的不亦樂乎~~看完後,打給邪靈,第一句就說:「《龍X傳說》做完啦~你還未快動身來?」靈大爆笑。
嘿~~看我多了解你呀~~靈大?^___^
咦咦?KING KONG 在我家樓下?@__@
邪靈就罵:「到底我們怎麼約的!?」
咪只好訕訕的答:「KING KONG一昧話到時電聯嘛~~」
終於,KING KONG來啦~~(嘩~)在我們吃的差不多的時候。
咦?今天的KING KONG 咁似背後電視做的熱血藍球台劇的?KING KONG說今天是星期六,CAUSUAL DAY~~![]()
研究一輪KING KONG手臂上的輝煌戰績後,又開始東拉西扯嘿嘿哈哈嘿哩嘩啦喇~~~![]()
歡樂的時間總是短暫的。將碟交給KING KONG,功德完滿。(合十)
KING KONG問想要些什麼報酬?我說以身相許就不必了~~嫂子肯的話我會考慮~~:p
邪靈又罵咪:「你應該比住1隻先,等牠比完今餐之後再比另1隻佢嘛!嘖!跟我咁耐都依然咁善良!!!」嗚~~善良有罰嗎……嗚嗚嗚~~(哭奔)
嗯~~因為KING KONG約了美美嫂子吃飯,只好有異性冇獸性的丟下我們~~~問世間情是何物,連怪獸都身陷情網?唉唉唉~~~某咪對著KING KONG的背影叫著:「下回記得請我們吃咕力啊~~~~記住啊~~~~」嗯~~KING KONG高舉牠的強壯的獸臂,表示知道了~~~(在這裡咕力可以代表是雪糕)
嘿~~妖魔鬼怪團團員~~識做啦~~~![]()